- 19:21 @DeviantNation I emailed but your DNS is down. Is there a Gmail or chat or something like that I can reach you at? Lost your AIM. #
- 19:34 Telling u what? @ebertchicago A few tattoos on a woman r ok A butterfly a tiny star After that she's telling me something I don't want 2know #
- 20:11 @dominadoll Go girl! RT @BlueBlood Have you read the ingredients on your lube? www.blueblood.net/2010/03/poison-ingredients-in-lube/ #
- 20:12 @RaygunRobyn @DesignerJim I think y'all are on to something LOL #
- 20:17 @Margoandhow @ebertchicago Love > 1 Award. Parsing 2 closely, I'm sure I could briskly find inked chick penetrated w/an Oscar. #
- 20:18 @funkatron HAM BONE needs no permission ;p #
- 20:21 @DesignerJim I saw one DVD's worth. Hats off to their success, but I found it oddly overrated. #
- 22:14 @DesignerJim It kinda pisses me off that I told @revmitcz something personal relating to that biz plan & now everyone makes analogy unattrib #
- 22:21 @DesignerJim Can you be more specific please? lol #
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tweets
Tweets
- 19:21 @DeviantNation I emailed but your DNS is down. Is there a Gmail or chat or something like that I can reach you at? Lost your AIM. #
- 19:34 Telling u what? @ebertchicago A few tattoos on a woman r ok A butterfly a tiny star After that she's telling me something I don't want 2know #
- 20:11 @dominadoll Go girl! RT @BlueBlood Have you read the ingredients on your lube? www.blueblood.net/2010/03/poison-ingredients-in-lube/ #
- 20:12 @RaygunRobyn @DesignerJim I think y'all are on to something LOL #
- 20:17 @Margoandhow @ebertchicago Love > 1 Award. Parsing 2 closely, I'm sure I could briskly find inked chick penetrated w/an Oscar. #
- 20:18 @funkatron HAM BONE needs no permission ;p #
- 20:21 @DesignerJim I saw one DVD's worth. Hats off to their success, but I found it oddly overrated. #
- 22:14 @DesignerJim It kinda pisses me off that I told @revmitcz something personal relating to that biz plan & now everyone makes analogy unattrib #
- 22:21 @DesignerJim Can you be more specific please? lol #
Country Club Dude Bangs Hos, Gay Guy Gay, Guy Who Stepped Out on Wife Stepped Out on Wife, American
Country Club Dude Bangs Hos, Gay Guy Gay, Guy Who Stepped Out on Wife Stepped Out on Wife, American Idol Has a Couple Appealing Contestants
by Amelia G : March 31st, 2010
Everyone in Los Angeles has been getting sick. It is this horrible bug which seems to repeatedly seem to improve and then relapse and tends to turn into pneumonia. It is bad enough that the touring group for this season of American Idol was largely decided on the basis of who could sing best through a sore throat. It seems like almost everyone I know has had this thing. I am no exception and yesterday was my first full day back at work, after like a month. For a workaholic like myself, no matter how much I’ve automated large portions of my business, being too sick to work a full day is pretty much torture.Today, I have been reviewing what has gone on in the world for the past month. Apparently, the news is all OMG DOG BITES MAN. The “news” that Ricky Martin says he is gay was so blockbuster that it took down his webservers. Unless I get to personally watch Ricky Martin fuck, I’m more interested in the fact that Livin’ La Vida Loca and She Bangs are two of the best songs ever to shake an ass to.
I know I’m late to comment on the Tiger Woods absurdity and South Park has thoroughly and eloquently covered the topic with Sexual Healing, but seriously, that was news? News bulletin: Sometimes rich and powerful country club dudes marry the sorts of women who make good mothers and hostesses and still bang the occasional cocktail waitress or hooker or rebellious college student on the side. This has been the case like since the invention of rich and powerful dudes. The wife or queen or whatever would probably prefer not to have her face rubbed in it or be asked about it by reporters or have everyone know, but, if your partner is a wants-crazy-specific-sex-with-different-people-a-lot person, you just know.
Speaking of which, as a result of the Jesse James “news”, my cell phone messages voicemail got full last week and my email, texts, and various SNS and chat applications all blew up with folks wanting to get photos of girls who banged Jesse James and quotes from me on the topic. It is true that I have a database of probably thousands of tattooed girls willing to get naked and some of them would undoubtedly sleep with a reality show star (like Jesse James) or a paid dude (like Jesse James) or a hot guy with nice tattoos (like Jesse James). I’d like to say that none of the inked up hotties I know would sleep with a married . . .
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Country Club Dude Bangs Hos, Gay Guy Gay, Guy Who Stepped Out on Wife Stepped Out on Wife, American
Country Club Dude Bangs Hos, Gay Guy Gay, Guy Who Stepped Out on Wife Stepped Out on Wife, American Idol Has a Couple Appealing Contestants
by Amelia G : March 31st, 2010
Everyone in Los Angeles has been getting sick. It is this horrible bug which seems to repeatedly seem to improve and then relapse and tends to turn into pneumonia. It is bad enough that the touring group for this season of American Idol was largely decided on the basis of who could sing best through a sore throat. It seems like almost everyone I know has had this thing. I am no exception and yesterday was my first full day back at work, after like a month. For a workaholic like myself, no matter how much I’ve automated large portions of my business, being too sick to work a full day is pretty much torture.Today, I have been reviewing what has gone on in the world for the past month. Apparently, the news is all OMG DOG BITES MAN. The “news” that Ricky Martin says he is gay was so blockbuster that it took down his webservers. Unless I get to personally watch Ricky Martin fuck, I’m more interested in the fact that Livin’ La Vida Loca and She Bangs are two of the best songs ever to shake an ass to.
I know I’m late to comment on the Tiger Woods absurdity and South Park has thoroughly and eloquently covered the topic with Sexual Healing, but seriously, that was news? News bulletin: Sometimes rich and powerful country club dudes marry the sorts of women who make good mothers and hostesses and still bang the occasional cocktail waitress or hooker or rebellious college student on the side. This has been the case like since the invention of rich and powerful dudes. The wife or queen or whatever would probably prefer not to have her face rubbed in it or be asked about it by reporters or have everyone know, but, if your partner is a wants-crazy-specific-sex-with-different-people-a-lot person, you just know.
Speaking of which, as a result of the Jesse James “news”, my cell phone messages voicemail got full last week and my email, texts, and various SNS and chat applications all blew up with folks wanting to get photos of girls who banged Jesse James and quotes from me on the topic. It is true that I have a database of probably thousands of tattooed girls willing to get naked and some of them would undoubtedly sleep with a reality show star (like Jesse James) or a paid dude (like Jesse James) or a hot guy with nice tattoos (like Jesse James). I’d like to say that none of the inked up hotties I know would sleep with a married . . .
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Have you read the ingredients on your lube?
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A Little Humanity
A Little Humanity
by Amelia G : March 12th, 2010
Sometimes it makes me sad that our society has become more receptive to a kind obituary than to giving props to the living. Then again, I think people who are hostile to the grieving deserve a special place in Hell and I do think it is extremely important to honor the dead when they pass. I found it surreal how many of my friends recently posted that Corey Haim was their first celebrity crush. He wasn’t my type, but his work obviously touched a lot of people. Yet the main feedback he got, while he was alive, was pretty negative. Somehow the way Corey Haim’s accomplishments peaked early made it acceptable for people to mock him when he was down. TMZ never runs an article about how someone who couldn’t hold down a job as a fry cook looked like death warmed over when they went to the supermarket the other day. But, if someone has a few accomplishments under their belt, then rumors of their marriage failing, details of their special sexual needs, and unflattering photos of them double-parked outside the Pinkberry for a yogurt during their time of the month are all fair game.
I am not a public figure, but maybe I wanted to be . . . before the internet came along and gossip media wildly outpaced more traditional entertainment journalism. I sure as heck have no desire to be a public figure now. I know absolutely nothing about Brad Pitt’s creative process, yet it is a challenge to avoid finding out when he is rumored to . . .
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A Little Humanity
A Little Humanity
by Amelia G : March 12th, 2010
Sometimes it makes me sad that our society has become more receptive to a kind obituary than to giving props to the living. Then again, I think people who are hostile to the grieving deserve a special place in Hell and I do think it is extremely important to honor the dead when they pass. I found it surreal how many of my friends recently posted that Corey Haim was their first celebrity crush. He wasn’t my type, but his work obviously touched a lot of people. Yet the main feedback he got, while he was alive, was pretty negative. Somehow the way Corey Haim’s accomplishments peaked early made it acceptable for people to mock him when he was down. TMZ never runs an article about how someone who couldn’t hold down a job as a fry cook looked like death warmed over when they went to the supermarket the other day. But, if someone has a few accomplishments under their belt, then rumors of their marriage failing, details of their special sexual needs, and unflattering photos of them double-parked outside the Pinkberry for a yogurt during their time of the month are all fair game.
I am not a public figure, but maybe I wanted to be . . . before the internet came along and gossip media wildly outpaced more traditional entertainment journalism. I sure as heck have no desire to be a public figure now. I know absolutely nothing about Brad Pitt’s creative process, yet it is a challenge to avoid finding out when he is rumored to . . .
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Sunday, March 28, 2010
Classic Vamp Sexiness & Bikini Girls with, err, Shotguns (PICS)
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Classic Vamp Sexiness & Bikini Girls with, err, Shotguns (PICS)
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tweets
- 01:59 Based on contacts I know now, LinkedIn figured out to suggest someone I went to HS with. In the Middle East. Surreal but kinda cool. #
Tweets
- 01:59 Based on contacts I know now, LinkedIn figured out to suggest someone I went to HS with. In the Middle East. Surreal but kinda cool. #
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Tweets
- 08:35 @lauren2go What belt did you add to the Black Halo? You wear it well. By the way, you are the best-looking women in TV. Like cyborg perfect. #
Tweets
- 08:35 @lauren2go What belt did you add to the Black Halo? You wear it well. By the way, you are the best-looking women in TV. Like cyborg perfect. #
Monday, March 22, 2010
Tweets
- 01:59 If you are ill #goseethedoctor Don't pay 16x as much to go see shady insurance salesman instead. Getting over pneumonia & PMS & now this. #
Tweets
- 01:59 If you are ill #goseethedoctor Don't pay 16x as much to go see shady insurance salesman instead. Getting over pneumonia & PMS & now this. #
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tweets
- 22:49 @coyoteshivers Congrats! #
Tweets
- 22:49 @coyoteshivers Congrats! #
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Tweets
- 20:54 @V6ughn Are you dissing my Post Office? #
- 00:48 @VH1 CFC keeps listing show URL for diet/workout plans being used, but what is the exact link for that please? #
- 04:16 Was winding down watching thumbs movie & that earthquake kept swelling like it was going to be huge. Crazy close by. Totally awake now. #
Tweets
- 20:54 @V6ughn Are you dissing my Post Office? #
- 00:48 @VH1 CFC keeps listing show URL for diet/workout plans being used, but what is the exact link for that please? #
- 04:16 Was winding down watching thumbs movie & that earthquake kept swelling like it was going to be huge. Crazy close by. Totally awake now. #
Monday, March 15, 2010
Tweets
- 19:52 @Jason Wow, less than five minutes to bring the Mossad up to date on social media. #
- 19:53 @AnnaEvans Don't you know nekkid pics are the only acceptable post for anyone remotely female? #
- 19:55 Last day of antibiotics. Bit o' pneumonia left. Just healthy enough to feel super sucky w/work schedule. Thankful for CMS & personnel. #
- 06:10 @DesignerJim Pretty much every off-the-rack one and some custom, but I was specifically adoring WP & custom for scheduling ahead. #
Tweets
- 19:52 @Jason Wow, less than five minutes to bring the Mossad up to date on social media. #
- 19:53 @AnnaEvans Don't you know nekkid pics are the only acceptable post for anyone remotely female? #
- 19:55 Last day of antibiotics. Bit o' pneumonia left. Just healthy enough to feel super sucky w/work schedule. Thankful for CMS & personnel. #
- 06:10 @DesignerJim Pretty much every off-the-rack one and some custom, but I was specifically adoring WP & custom for scheduling ahead. #
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Tweets
- 00:53 Lost almost month. 10 day antibiotics course w/only 2 left & still feel a lil ill. Pneumonia partial workdays not ideally productive. #
Tweets
- 00:53 Lost almost month. 10 day antibiotics course w/only 2 left & still feel a lil ill. Pneumonia partial workdays not ideally productive. #
Friday, March 12, 2010
Tweets
- 15:26 New FireFox sure makes a lot of sites jacked up. Wondering how much I need to re-code & how much people won't use the "upgrade". #
- 00:05 Wow. From commercial real estate mailing list I'm on: "California has begun accepting bids on a portfolio of 24 government office buildings" #
Tweets
- 15:26 New FireFox sure makes a lot of sites jacked up. Wondering how much I need to re-code & how much people won't use the "upgrade". #
- 00:05 Wow. From commercial real estate mailing list I'm on: "California has begun accepting bids on a portfolio of 24 government office buildings" #
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Tweets
- 16:19 @funkatron congrats and good luck #
- 16:36 @LaurenWK I've been watching Clean House for anti-cluttering tips. Hoarders was a lil too crazytown for me. #
- 19:25 @LaurenWK Style Network www.mystyle.com/mystyle/shows/cleanhouse/index.jsp #
Tweets
- 16:19 @funkatron congrats and good luck #
- 16:36 @LaurenWK I've been watching Clean House for anti-cluttering tips. Hoarders was a lil too crazytown for me. #
- 19:25 @LaurenWK Style Network www.mystyle.com/mystyle/shows/cleanhouse/index.jsp #
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tweets
- 14:54 @EirikAswang Indeed! Marquis liked. Best part is how many Twitter friends offered ass pics for your "friend" when I tweeted what you said. #
Tweets
- 14:54 @EirikAswang Indeed! Marquis liked. Best part is how many Twitter friends offered ass pics for your "friend" when I tweeted what you said. #
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Tweets
- 22:05 My friend likes asses and it's his birthday so do you mind? #
- 05:23 The birthday ass comment I posted was quoting @EirikAswang at shoot w/ @BillyAntiseptic @misscrash & @ForrestBlack 4 Marquis & @BlueBlood #
Tweets
- 22:05 My friend likes asses and it's his birthday so do you mind? #
- 05:23 The birthday ass comment I posted was quoting @EirikAswang at shoot w/ @BillyAntiseptic @misscrash & @ForrestBlack 4 Marquis & @BlueBlood #
Monday, March 08, 2010
Tweets
- 15:44 Still sick. Running errands. Oscars stuff already insane by my house. #
- 15:49 Oscars protesters so hilarious I want to go get a camera and come back out. YOU WILL EAT BABIES #
Tweets
- 15:44 Still sick. Running errands. Oscars stuff already insane by my house. #
- 15:49 Oscars protesters so hilarious I want to go get a camera and come back out. YOU WILL EAT BABIES #
Saturday, March 06, 2010
Tweets
- 20:53 @pinkberryswirl Brian at Hollywood & Robert at Sunset improved my week w/great cust care, just sent a goodness email. Thank you. #
Tweets
- 20:53 @pinkberryswirl Brian at Hollywood & Robert at Sunset improved my week w/great cust care, just sent a goodness email. Thank you. #
Friday, March 05, 2010
Tweets
- 10:14 @funkatron I would go so buckwild as to say healthcare should be fully tax deductible. Catastrophic is only 50% deductible, insurance 100%. #
- 20:47 @BellaVendetta66 That sounds yummy. It's almost 12 your time, so happy birthday "-) #
- 20:50 Today was more difficult than it had to be. Going to Pinkberry now. Almonds & raspberry on original, thanks. #
- 21:09 @Darla_Crane Cuddly is important. #
Tweets
- 10:14 @funkatron I would go so buckwild as to say healthcare should be fully tax deductible. Catastrophic is only 50% deductible, insurance 100%. #
- 20:47 @BellaVendetta66 That sounds yummy. It's almost 12 your time, so happy birthday "-) #
- 20:50 Today was more difficult than it had to be. Going to Pinkberry now. Almonds & raspberry on original, thanks. #
- 21:09 @Darla_Crane Cuddly is important. #
Thursday, March 04, 2010
Tweets
- 23:07 @KellieLaplegua Today was awesome! ameliag.com/2010/03/kellie-laplegua-amf-korsets-dog-fucking-wtf-pics/ Also, check your email :-) #
- 23:08 @Richard_Kadrey You would make the only emo art film I would want to see (and have stickers for the appalling title of) #
- 23:26 @Fatty_D What makes a beer a mystery? #
- 23:26 @athenahollow Did you see the first Smokin Aces? I was hoping for (and expecting) better there. #
- 23:27 @funkatron As a member of 40 million uninsured they keep droning about, I loathe all plans involving insurance. Middlemen=inflated prices #
Tweets
- 23:07 @KellieLaplegua Today was awesome! ameliag.com/2010/03/kellie-laplegua-amf-korsets-dog-fucking-wtf-pics/ Also, check your email :-) #
- 23:08 @Richard_Kadrey You would make the only emo art film I would want to see (and have stickers for the appalling title of) #
- 23:26 @Fatty_D What makes a beer a mystery? #
- 23:26 @athenahollow Did you see the first Smokin Aces? I was hoping for (and expecting) better there. #
- 23:27 @funkatron As a member of 40 million uninsured they keep droning about, I loathe all plans involving insurance. Middlemen=inflated prices #
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Kellie LaPlegua, AMF Korsets, Dog Fucking, WTF? (PICS)
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Tweets
- 08:28 @ForrestBlack threw out sugar pig I got for @Very_Wiley Just cause it was for trip intended for a year ago & was attracting ants to office #
- 16:51 @funkatron Sugar molded into the shape of a pig with very fine frosting eyes, snout, and detailing. #
Tweets
- 08:28 @ForrestBlack threw out sugar pig I got for @Very_Wiley Just cause it was for trip intended for a year ago & was attracting ants to office #
- 16:51 @funkatron Sugar molded into the shape of a pig with very fine frosting eyes, snout, and detailing. #
Monday, March 01, 2010
Tweets
- 19:22 Feeling better, not totally functional. Watched Clean House, On the Waterfront & Idiocracy on TiVo in that order. Everything smells burned. #
Tweets
- 19:22 Feeling better, not totally functional. Watched Clean House, On the Waterfront & Idiocracy on TiVo in that order. Everything smells burned. #
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