Thursday, April 01, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tweets
- 19:21 @DeviantNation I emailed but your DNS is down. Is there a Gmail or chat or something like that I can reach you at? Lost your AIM. #
- 19:34 Telling u what? @ebertchicago A few tattoos on a woman r ok A butterfly a tiny star After that she's telling me something I don't want 2know #
- 20:11 @dominadoll Go girl! RT @BlueBlood Have you read the ingredients on your lube? www.blueblood.net/2010/03/poison-ingredients-in-lube/ #
- 20:12 @RaygunRobyn @DesignerJim I think y'all are on to something LOL #
- 20:17 @Margoandhow @ebertchicago Love > 1 Award. Parsing 2 closely, I'm sure I could briskly find inked chick penetrated w/an Oscar. #
- 20:18 @funkatron HAM BONE needs no permission ;p #
- 20:21 @DesignerJim I saw one DVD's worth. Hats off to their success, but I found it oddly overrated. #
- 22:14 @DesignerJim It kinda pisses me off that I told @revmitcz something personal relating to that biz plan & now everyone makes analogy unattrib #
- 22:21 @DesignerJim Can you be more specific please? lol #
Tweets
- 19:21 @DeviantNation I emailed but your DNS is down. Is there a Gmail or chat or something like that I can reach you at? Lost your AIM. #
- 19:34 Telling u what? @ebertchicago A few tattoos on a woman r ok A butterfly a tiny star After that she's telling me something I don't want 2know #
- 20:11 @dominadoll Go girl! RT @BlueBlood Have you read the ingredients on your lube? www.blueblood.net/2010/03/poison-ingredients-in-lube/ #
- 20:12 @RaygunRobyn @DesignerJim I think y'all are on to something LOL #
- 20:17 @Margoandhow @ebertchicago Love > 1 Award. Parsing 2 closely, I'm sure I could briskly find inked chick penetrated w/an Oscar. #
- 20:18 @funkatron HAM BONE needs no permission ;p #
- 20:21 @DesignerJim I saw one DVD's worth. Hats off to their success, but I found it oddly overrated. #
- 22:14 @DesignerJim It kinda pisses me off that I told @revmitcz something personal relating to that biz plan & now everyone makes analogy unattrib #
- 22:21 @DesignerJim Can you be more specific please? lol #
Country Club Dude Bangs Hos, Gay Guy Gay, Guy Who Stepped Out on Wife Stepped Out on Wife, American
Country Club Dude Bangs Hos, Gay Guy Gay, Guy Who Stepped Out on Wife Stepped Out on Wife, American Idol Has a Couple Appealing Contestants
by Amelia G : March 31st, 2010
Everyone in Los Angeles has been getting sick. It is this horrible bug which seems to repeatedly seem to improve and then relapse and tends to turn into pneumonia. It is bad enough that the touring group for this season of American Idol was largely decided on the basis of who could sing best through a sore throat. It seems like almost everyone I know has had this thing. I am no exception and yesterday was my first full day back at work, after like a month. For a workaholic like myself, no matter how much I’ve automated large portions of my business, being too sick to work a full day is pretty much torture.Today, I have been reviewing what has gone on in the world for the past month. Apparently, the news is all OMG DOG BITES MAN. The “news” that Ricky Martin says he is gay was so blockbuster that it took down his webservers. Unless I get to personally watch Ricky Martin fuck, I’m more interested in the fact that Livin’ La Vida Loca and She Bangs are two of the best songs ever to shake an ass to.
I know I’m late to comment on the Tiger Woods absurdity and South Park has thoroughly and eloquently covered the topic with Sexual Healing, but seriously, that was news? News bulletin: Sometimes rich and powerful country club dudes marry the sorts of women who make good mothers and hostesses and still bang the occasional cocktail waitress or hooker or rebellious college student on the side. This has been the case like since the invention of rich and powerful dudes. The wife or queen or whatever would probably prefer not to have her face rubbed in it or be asked about it by reporters or have everyone know, but, if your partner is a wants-crazy-specific-sex-with-different-people-a-lot person, you just know.
Speaking of which, as a result of the Jesse James “news”, my cell phone messages voicemail got full last week and my email, texts, and various SNS and chat applications all blew up with folks wanting to get photos of girls who banged Jesse James and quotes from me on the topic. It is true that I have a database of probably thousands of tattooed girls willing to get naked and some of them would undoubtedly sleep with a reality show star (like Jesse James) or a paid dude (like Jesse James) or a hot guy with nice tattoos (like Jesse James). I’d like to say that none of the inked up hotties I know would sleep with a married . . .
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Country Club Dude Bangs Hos, Gay Guy Gay, Guy Who Stepped Out on Wife Stepped Out on Wife, American
Country Club Dude Bangs Hos, Gay Guy Gay, Guy Who Stepped Out on Wife Stepped Out on Wife, American Idol Has a Couple Appealing Contestants
by Amelia G : March 31st, 2010
Everyone in Los Angeles has been getting sick. It is this horrible bug which seems to repeatedly seem to improve and then relapse and tends to turn into pneumonia. It is bad enough that the touring group for this season of American Idol was largely decided on the basis of who could sing best through a sore throat. It seems like almost everyone I know has had this thing. I am no exception and yesterday was my first full day back at work, after like a month. For a workaholic like myself, no matter how much I’ve automated large portions of my business, being too sick to work a full day is pretty much torture.Today, I have been reviewing what has gone on in the world for the past month. Apparently, the news is all OMG DOG BITES MAN. The “news” that Ricky Martin says he is gay was so blockbuster that it took down his webservers. Unless I get to personally watch Ricky Martin fuck, I’m more interested in the fact that Livin’ La Vida Loca and She Bangs are two of the best songs ever to shake an ass to.
I know I’m late to comment on the Tiger Woods absurdity and South Park has thoroughly and eloquently covered the topic with Sexual Healing, but seriously, that was news? News bulletin: Sometimes rich and powerful country club dudes marry the sorts of women who make good mothers and hostesses and still bang the occasional cocktail waitress or hooker or rebellious college student on the side. This has been the case like since the invention of rich and powerful dudes. The wife or queen or whatever would probably prefer not to have her face rubbed in it or be asked about it by reporters or have everyone know, but, if your partner is a wants-crazy-specific-sex-with-different-people-a-lot person, you just know.
Speaking of which, as a result of the Jesse James “news”, my cell phone messages voicemail got full last week and my email, texts, and various SNS and chat applications all blew up with folks wanting to get photos of girls who banged Jesse James and quotes from me on the topic. It is true that I have a database of probably thousands of tattooed girls willing to get naked and some of them would undoubtedly sleep with a reality show star (like Jesse James) or a paid dude (like Jesse James) or a hot guy with nice tattoos (like Jesse James). I’d like to say that none of the inked up hotties I know would sleep with a married . . .
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Have you read the ingredients on your lube?
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A Little Humanity
A Little Humanity
by Amelia G : March 12th, 2010
Sometimes it makes me sad that our society has become more receptive to a kind obituary than to giving props to the living. Then again, I think people who are hostile to the grieving deserve a special place in Hell and I do think it is extremely important to honor the dead when they pass. I found it surreal how many of my friends recently posted that Corey Haim was their first celebrity crush. He wasn’t my type, but his work obviously touched a lot of people. Yet the main feedback he got, while he was alive, was pretty negative. Somehow the way Corey Haim’s accomplishments peaked early made it acceptable for people to mock him when he was down. TMZ never runs an article about how someone who couldn’t hold down a job as a fry cook looked like death warmed over when they went to the supermarket the other day. But, if someone has a few accomplishments under their belt, then rumors of their marriage failing, details of their special sexual needs, and unflattering photos of them double-parked outside the Pinkberry for a yogurt during their time of the month are all fair game.
I am not a public figure, but maybe I wanted to be . . . before the internet came along and gossip media wildly outpaced more traditional entertainment journalism. I sure as heck have no desire to be a public figure now. I know absolutely nothing about Brad Pitt’s creative process, yet it is a challenge to avoid finding out when he is rumored to . . .
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A Little Humanity
A Little Humanity
by Amelia G : March 12th, 2010
Sometimes it makes me sad that our society has become more receptive to a kind obituary than to giving props to the living. Then again, I think people who are hostile to the grieving deserve a special place in Hell and I do think it is extremely important to honor the dead when they pass. I found it surreal how many of my friends recently posted that Corey Haim was their first celebrity crush. He wasn’t my type, but his work obviously touched a lot of people. Yet the main feedback he got, while he was alive, was pretty negative. Somehow the way Corey Haim’s accomplishments peaked early made it acceptable for people to mock him when he was down. TMZ never runs an article about how someone who couldn’t hold down a job as a fry cook looked like death warmed over when they went to the supermarket the other day. But, if someone has a few accomplishments under their belt, then rumors of their marriage failing, details of their special sexual needs, and unflattering photos of them double-parked outside the Pinkberry for a yogurt during their time of the month are all fair game.
I am not a public figure, but maybe I wanted to be . . . before the internet came along and gossip media wildly outpaced more traditional entertainment journalism. I sure as heck have no desire to be a public figure now. I know absolutely nothing about Brad Pitt’s creative process, yet it is a challenge to avoid finding out when he is rumored to . . .
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Sunday, March 28, 2010
Classic Vamp Sexiness & Bikini Girls with, err, Shotguns (PICS)
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Classic Vamp Sexiness & Bikini Girls with, err, Shotguns (PICS)
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tweets
- 01:59 Based on contacts I know now, LinkedIn figured out to suggest someone I went to HS with. In the Middle East. Surreal but kinda cool. #
Tweets
- 01:59 Based on contacts I know now, LinkedIn figured out to suggest someone I went to HS with. In the Middle East. Surreal but kinda cool. #
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Tweets
- 08:35 @lauren2go What belt did you add to the Black Halo? You wear it well. By the way, you are the best-looking women in TV. Like cyborg perfect. #
Tweets
- 08:35 @lauren2go What belt did you add to the Black Halo? You wear it well. By the way, you are the best-looking women in TV. Like cyborg perfect. #
Monday, March 22, 2010
Tweets
- 01:59 If you are ill #goseethedoctor Don't pay 16x as much to go see shady insurance salesman instead. Getting over pneumonia & PMS & now this. #
Tweets
- 01:59 If you are ill #goseethedoctor Don't pay 16x as much to go see shady insurance salesman instead. Getting over pneumonia & PMS & now this. #
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