Not as loopy as I thought

So apparently I'm not actually a lunatic. I really do have a urinary tract infection. Fortunately my gyno did a phone consult and didn't make me go to Beverly Hills in traffic under the circumstances. Prescription was fucking expensive, but it is starting to work already, so I would say totally worth it.

Apparently, drinking a lot recently is the likely cause of said infection. I don't know how people who party all the time can stand it. Maybe they build up a tolerance.